- Are you sure you still have 3 months left?
- Are you having twins?
- You look like the baby's going to come any day. April? Really?
- I thought you were at least 8 months pregnant.
- Wow! You get bigger EVERY day.
Seriously, friends, students and neigbours (not to mention husbands). This is my fourth child, so I'm not tiny, but I'm no Goodyear Blimp over here. Give me a break already.